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the only French bum [Oct. 4th, 2005|03:48 pm]
magnus_smythe
My story is so tiresome
Back in France i was rich as they come
but i lost all my wealth
and my good mental health
now i live with the filth and the scum.
I'm Pierre, only French bum in New York
When i open my Boone's Farm, I still sniff the cork
So have you a quarter, I'm begging you please
I have to have wine with my government cheese
I should really bid you adieu
I'm felling a bit sacre blue
My life is a hell, I give off a bad smell
But I'm French, So that's always been true.
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Cool? [Aug. 21st, 2005|01:07 am]
magnus_smythe
If you were on South Park, what would you look like and who would your friends be? (for guys) by vexedfusion
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(no subject) [Jul. 3rd, 2005|09:31 am]
magnus_smythe
[mood |groggygroggy]
[music |Cky: An answer can be found]

Fucking what the fucking who the fuck fuck these fucking fuck how did you two fucking fuck fuck.

well that curtainly illistraites the diversity of the word.

Well now that i got your attention this is just another rabble. I'm bored and on break at 9:20 in the morning on a sunday, and bored to shit. Well new shit is the Cky Album "An answer can be found". it is a great album i suggest any fan of cky to pick it up, even if your not a fan pick it up you will like it. I just saw the War of the Worlds it is an awesome movie i went with chris, and paul friday night. we had a long disgussion about what to do if that would accually have happened and it turned into a random what if a zombie outbreak occoured. of course we are crazy and have a plan in case something like that would happen. the pWo is not unprepared. also we figured something out. There definitly are others like us and a zombie outbreak wouldn't last an hour. cause the first signs of it in a room one guy is going to stop and say i've seen this movie and grap the nearest weapon and kill everyone in the room and that will be the begining and end of the outbreak. not lasting more then an hour. such are the crazy conversations the three of us have after good movies on friday night after the movie gets out at 2:30am.
Chris got a new game called Aleira Iris: eternal mana. It's a fun game and it's pretty funny as well. funny in a dirty sort of way. I think i might get it eventually to have something to do when i'm bored, which is most of the time. I've been playing Final fantasy 11 a lot lately cause i've had nothing better to do. i finally Reached level 50 with my monk and i am about to do the first level limit break quest. I kick ass litterally with my monk. well that is all for now time to get back to work.
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(no subject) [Mar. 26th, 2005|11:26 pm]
magnus_smythe
[mood |ecstaticecstatic]
[music |my limewire mix]

ok ok ok. this is all of a sudden. but it must be one of the greatest things in my book. Ally the girl that I've been talking to and seeing for 3 weeks now. Has said that she loved me. It is the best feeling in the world to have someone you care about say that they love you. And it's an even better feeling to say it back.

Ever since the first time i talked to her. I knew I cared about her. I knew that i wanted to care for her and be care for by her. and it has come true. Finally something good is happening.

We have a date in boston common on tuesday. and it's gonna be a great time. I can't wait to see her. I just can't keep it in. I feel like i'm gonna burst wiht good feeling. I mean shit i was recycling bottles at Market Basket today. and got to fixing the machines for and talking to a neighbor i never knew i had. For those of you that know me i ussually keep to myself when i go out unless i'm with friends. and i very uncaraturisticly talked to a total stranger and helped them recycle there bottles. It's amasing how much you change when you care about someone.
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(no subject) [Mar. 25th, 2005|08:25 pm]
magnus_smythe
America Fuck Ya!
team america

America, America.

America, Fuck Ya!
Comin' again to save the mother fucking day Ya!
America, Fuck Ya!
Freedom is the only way Ya!
Terrorists your game is through, cause now you have to answer to...
America, Fuck Ya!
So Lick my butt and suck on my balls!
America, Fuck Ya!
Whatcha gonna do when we come for you now?!

It's the dream that we all share,
It's the hope for tomorroooooooooowwwwwwww, Fuck Ya!

The Ghettos,
Fuck Ya!
Wal-Mart,
Fuck Ya!
The Gap,
Fuck Ya!
Baseball,
Fuck Ya!
NFL,
Fuck Ya!
Rock n' Roll,
Fuck Ya!
The Internet,
Fuck Ya!
Slavery,
Fuck Ya!

Fuck Ya!

Starbucks,
Fuck Ya!
Disneyworld,
Fuck Ya!
Porno,
Fuck Ya!
Valium,
Fuck Ya!
Reboks,
Fuck Ya!
Fake Tits,
Fuck Ya!
Sushi,
Fuck Ya!
Taco bell,
Fuck Ya!
Rodeos,
Fuck Ya!
Bed Bath And Beyond,
fuck ya...... fuck ya.

Liberty,
Fuck Ya!
White Slips,
Fuck Ya!
The Alamo,
Fuck Ya!
Band-aids,
Fuck Ya!
Las Vegas,
Fuck Ya!
Christmas,
Fuck Ya!
Immagrints,
Fuck Ya!
Popeye,
Fuck Ya!
Democrats,
Fuck Ya!
Republicans,
fuck ya...... fuck ya.
Sportsmanship,

Books.
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(no subject) [Mar. 24th, 2005|01:53 am]
magnus_smythe
[mood |excitedexcited]

I like potatos!
I like em mashed!
I like em Fried!
I like potatos!
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(no subject) [Feb. 28th, 2005|10:00 pm]
magnus_smythe
so today i was sick. so sick that i couldn't breath this morning. on the same note i've been trying write a script for a zombie movie short, and i have had so much on my plate that i haven't gotten around to writing most of it. i have a little and today was an opertun time to write more of it but i was just too sick to do anything. it sucked. and my vacation was a total bore as well. there was nothing to do at all. i was mostly sitting at home all week doing nothing. i hung out with katie on thursday and then met up with jonD and colleen. more to come later.
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(no subject) [Jan. 25th, 2005|12:48 am]
magnus_smythe
just postin to ensure that i am still alive. that i haven't fallen off the face of the earth. i really don't have much to write about right now at this moment in my life i'll get back to this when things start to pick up probably when i find myself a girlfriend.
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new year [Jan. 4th, 2005|06:31 pm]
magnus_smythe
[mood |hopefulhopeful]
[music |Time Warp]

I'm a few days late. but that is just because i've not been on a computer that much. I've mostly been at chris' house with danny, jonD, chris, paul, mark, buzz, dorian, goda, colleen, and the rest of the gauther/pWo crew. we had a great time. we went through $120 of beer in 2 days. We all had a new years forty. We watched movies played games. watched the ball drop. and had all around fun.

My new years resolutions:
1) Find a Girl friend.
2) alter my room to my liking.
3)find a new job.
4) get a new phone.
5)Quit smoking.
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this year in reveiw [Dec. 12th, 2004|11:17 pm]
magnus_smythe
[mood |lonelylonely]
[music |white wedding- billy idol]

another day another doller.
with the close of this day brings closer the close of the year. many things have happened this year. friends have been made and lost for everyone. another four years for the redneck. and another four years of chances for the infamous pretzels to strike. brittney couldn't stay out of the scandel and the backstreet boys still have yet to be heard from. a new nintendo handheld came back proving 2 screens still aren't better then one. playstation got liposuction, and spiderman lost his powers. our troops are still not all home and america still won't sleep till they are safely home again. the redsox baught the great bambino a hooker and a curse was lifted. halo 2 is a blast, but watch your back or carl johnson and his grove st crew will blast you from the back window of his car. and finally sarge, grif, simmons, tucker, caboose, and donut are stuck in the future while church is in the past.

thank you and good night.
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